છોટા બચ્ચા સમાંજકે હમકો ના સમજાના રે.....

Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in
exam for 15 marks....

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar &
keep it outside the Ant's Hole.

After eating, Ant will search for
some water near a water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant will go
to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from it's
mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don't play with students they can
do any thing for 15 marks.